888888ba 88888888b 888888ba 888888ba 88 `8b 88 88 `8b 88 `8b 88 88 a88aaaa a88aaaa8P' a88aaaa8P' 88 88 88 88 `8b. 88 88 .8P 88 88 88 88 8888888P 88888888P dP dP dP DELANEY'S EXTREME RASSLIN' PROMOTION INFORMATIONAL PACKET Version: 421 WEBSITE: http://derpness.yolasite.com/ YAHOO GROUP: http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/DERPness/ JTF FORUM: http://z7.invisionfree.com/JTF_Squaretable/index.php?showforum=361 Contact: DERP_President@yahoo.com ------------------ TABLES OF CONTENTS ------------------ 1. Introduction to DERP 2. The Misfit in Charge 2A. Out of Character 2B. In Character 3. DERP Personalities 3A. Announcers 3B. Referees 3C. Interviewers 4. DERP Shows 5. DERP Championships 6. DERP Rules of Conduct 7. DERP Application ------------------------ 1. Introduction to DERP ------------------------ Put it this way. The main theme behind DERP is that the inmates will have a hand in running the asylum, and it will be fucking epic. I want to create a place for ALL of us to write and create in ways that we never dreamed. I don't want 'rules' and 'limitations'. I want people to be able to achieve things in eWrestling they never thought possible. I want the creative freedom I give you to be so insanely free that it boggles yer mind. I want this place to serve as a tribute to ALL things we love and enjoy about wresting, and a means to change the things that we DON'T. This isn't a federation for me to toot my own horn, or to build a giant clique. This place is for US, the handlers. And as long as we all step up and do our part, this playground will be open for a long time. I hope you all enjoy the concept, and decide to join up. This is what I would consider a handlers dream paradise, so please... _PLEASE_ least check it out before choosing to pass it over. And for a quick synopis, DERP is based on the old ECW attitude and style. Yes, there will be plenty of hardcore and extremem moments, but I also want to feature the best technical and aerial wrestling as well. I want DERP to encompass EVERYTHING and have something to offer EVERYONE. ------------------------ 2. The Misfits in Charge ------------------------ 2A. Out of Character The real misfit in charge is ME, Ryan Delaney. I've been in the game since I was 12, starting off in AOL fed hell and quickly moving onto the 'net' feds, which included most of those associated with the RSPWF circle. I'ma giant fed whore with a plethora of totally forgettable characters. CURRENTLY, I handle Casey "The Renegade" Houlihan in ACE, "So Cool" Shiloh and the Merry Pranskters in BSCW, Tripp Skylark in TSWF and Lark "the Wolf" Fenriz in IGA. And, yes, even with all these places to write for, I'm still not satisfied because they aren't not doing it MY way. And, case you're wondering what that way is... I got three letters for you: E C W. This fed is NOT a total 'tribute' to ECW, but rather a efed based heavily on the path ECW took in the real world. It's going to be a lot of fun, I promise. For those that were around for the brief DERP version 1.0, you know how much fun we had :-D 2B. In Character In character the person in charge is RYAN FUCKING DELANEY. He started off his career in the RAW empire, workign his way to the top in both RAW Carolina and RAW Vegas, winnign numerpous title and being one of the best cruiserweights RAW had ot offer. He continued his success, moving into federations such as SPW and VWF/VXW (RAW-Vegas new name once RAW closed). He's a two time tag champ, and held other various singles titles. He even won the VXW 12 Days of Christmas tournament. Most recently, he nearly won the 3DW World heavyweight title, and worked in GNAW. With 3DW and GNAW both closign before Delaney eyes, leaving the world without a 'hardcore' alternative to the mainstream, Delaney decided that he needed to do something about it. And DERP's his answer. He wants DERP to be a response to all thats wrong in the world of wreslting. He wants to brign things back to the extreme side of things, but also make sure to feature some of the best wrestling action! ---------------------- 3. DERP Personalities ---------------------- 3A. Announcers Ryan FUCKING Delaney -- Being that there is no real live TV show, and the flagship show is more of a highlight show so to speak, Delaney will be the one man commentary team. He will record commentary over the matches, as they're edited to be shown on Extreme TV. There will also be little bits in between the matches, with Delaney introducing matches or video segments. "The Pittsburgh Stud" Paul "TACKZ" Barker -- Former hardcore legend of garbage fed after garbage fed, Barker has signed up for a assistant position at DART~!... and now has parlayed it into a position on the announcing team. Delaney feels Barker is a _PURE_ yinzer and is a grate representation of the City of Chanmpions. 3B. Referees There's a bunch. I dun care much to name them or write up little biographgies... at least at this point in time. Perhaps I'll feel like it one day and make sure to include it here. But really... I dun think it mattersw to me who the ref is as of yet. Perhaps I'll add that to my match writing repriotiare eventually, but not yet. 3C. Interviewers Foodstamp -- Another Delaney crony that again... you guessed it... needs money! The loveable masked wrestler latest appeared briefly in HUGE, but was also running rampant years ago in KAWF. Delaney's not only given this man a job, but even built a small room for Foodstamp to have his own private quarters, complete with a 'sound stage' for interviews of all kinds. -------------- 4. DERP Shows -------------- 4A. The Flash Show -- Fighting Words The concept of this show is that Delaney's created a YouTube Channel that has a weekly broadcast of all the DERP superstars comments on the most recent activities and events taking place in DERP. This allows the handler to place his characters wherever, and create any special effects and what not that they would like. Granted, most wrestlers really won't have the money nor the technology to get all fancy, but hey, whatever goes, really. No rules on swearing. Nothing really. Again, I want to give handlers the freedom to express themselves as they wish. This concept for the flash show allows that to take place. NOTE: I may start releasing a packet called "Aftermath" or something like that, giving yins guys a way to react instantly to the show from a in-character point of view. 4B. The Wrestling Show -- Bloodsport Before, DERP held two house shows biweekly and the 'best of the best' from the house shows is what made it to air on "Extreme TV!" Nwo while Delaney loved this concept and enjoyed using the public access channels to build his audience, for DERP version 2.0 he's going a different route. Instead of two biweekly house shows, there will be a biweekly show EVERY Friday Night at the DERP Arena. This show will be taped, edited all together for a spiffy production air Saturday on DERP's YouTube Channel called "BLOODSPORT!" On average, it will feature about 7 matches, and anythign else the crazy world of the DERPness produces. It should run about two hours in length. 4C. Supercards DERP will hold supercards pretty much when it feels like, usually 2-3 months apart. Some supercards will be held around holidays, others will not. There should be a main staple of at least 2-3 supercards that happen around the same time every year, with smaller supercards inbetween, but nothing has been set in stone yet..... except for ONE supercard that will be held around Halloween called "TRICK OR TREAT!" Being the type of fed DERP is, supercards will NOT be on PPV. They will be aired on the DERP YouTube channel like every other show, but in order to get mor than a few minutes worth of hightlights Monday mornign, the DERP faithful will have to pony up some couch tour dollars. ---------------------- 5. DERP Championships ---------------------- In NO ORDER OF SIGNIFICANCE! I tell you... NONE! There is NO main title, just MULTIPLE titles!!! And I stress the word "YET" when using that statement. A 'main' title will be introduced before you know it. ACTIVE CHAMPIONSHIPS: - DERP DEATHMACH CHAMPIONSHIP! -- All matches will be fought under Delaney's Rules and are subject to any sort of craziness and chaos the champion sees fit. According to DERP tradition, over the top gimmicky matches won't be the NORMAL occurance.... but maninly beause all thos things will just be available at ringside on the regular. Biggest thing here is FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE, unlike most DERP matches that no matter how violent they get, they gotta end in the ring. - DERP 24/7 TITLE! -- Oh yea, it's back, baby! It was a instant hit and a total success in the first round of DERPness, so of course Delaney's will make sure it has it's place in THIS go around! And wiht the extra points that can be won and lost battling for 24/7 title supremecy... ahhhhh, just imagine the epic awesomeness that will be created! - DERP YOUTUBE TITLE! -- These matches run under normal DERP rules, means anythings possible and the match has to end inside the ring. The only real catch here is that there is a _FIFTEEN_ minute time limit and this title will be defended at _EVERY_ show DERP puts on. A real tough title for anyone to hold onto for a long period of time. NONACTIVE, POSSIBLY BROGUHT BACK ALIVE TITLES: DERP Steel City Championship DERP Steel City Tag Team Championship ------------------------ 6. DERP Rules of Conduct ------------------------ 1. Abuse it and LOSE IT -- This fed is about FREEDOM to EXPRESS yourself. That means I will let a lot of shit fly, I will. BUT... there's a line that we all know not to cross, so don't cross it. I dun want gay bashing, racist comments or attacks on handlers. There's no need for that in eW. In fact, if that's the route you feel you gotta go to get 'heat', then you suck as a handler and don't deserve to have a roster spot. 2. Talk to ME about issues FIRST -- Don't run to the message board. Don't run to JTF. Don't run to your clique. RUN TO ME IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS! I won't bite. I won't tweak out. I'll hear you out, rationally and logically, and hopefully find a solution to the problem. I'ma very easy guy to get along with, so there should be nothing yins shouldn't feel comfortable discussing with me. 3. PARTICIPATE~!~!~! -- Only way a place like this is going to survive is if yins come out and actually do your part. With the format we have, match writers won't really be needed, unless we wanna go a full PBP route. Strats matter in DERP. I really, REALLY, REALLY love strats. But strats aren't all there is. We need promos, we need on cards, we need angles. I need YOU GUYS to make this shit interesting and as fun as possible so its as interesting and fun as possible for me, so I'll wanna keep writing matches and all that! if yins aren't gunna put forth the effort, I won't find the mojo to do it either! 4. Headers on ALL DERP related mail -- _PLEASE_ make sure 'DERP' is in the header of all things DERP related that you send me. I have specific filters set up in Yahoo to help keep all my mail organized. I would really hate to miss an email because it got lost in my Inbox. 5. Use common sense! -- This game is about having FUN! If all of us use our common sense and make sure to ask permission for pulling controversial shit, everyone will be a lot better of. This goes for the same if you have issues with another handler or whatever. Use common sense on how to deal with it. MORE RULES SUBJECT TO CREATION~! ---------------------------------- 7. Miscellaneous Things About DERP ---------------------------------- If you didn't pick up yet, DERP is located in Pittsburgh, PA. Specifically, Delaney's personal warehouse located in Lawrenceville. This place has been renovated specially for Delaney's deeds, ie housing DART~! for the last five years. This means there is locker rooms, gym to work out in, office space for Delaney, a small eating nook, bleachers for fans to sit on and a ring for the guys to wrestle in. No rampway, just a entrance path from the path. There's a small concession stand, with merch booths and bathrooms. DERP does sell booze, as Delaney made sure to purcahse a liquor license. OOC, DERP is _my_ playground. I've created this paradise to make my own rules and play by them as I see fit. While I will no doubt respect the general unspoken 'rules of eW', I do reserve the right for final edit of all angles and whatnot. I _WILL_ make sure the overall idea and 'message' remains in tact, but some things may get changed around. I want DERP to be a surpise to read. I want people to sit down, read teh show and just be shocked at what takes place, totally caught off guard by the twists and turns of a show. ALSO, I will be trying to inject some good ole competition back into this hobby. QUALITY is what determines your success in DERP. Stratting, oncards, flashes, angle ideas. The MORE you put forth, the MORE you will get back. Any angles can be worked aroudn ANY finish. There will be very few 'set in stone, has to win no matter what' matches. Thats all for now. ---------------------------------- 7. The Application ---------------------------------- Send this to DERP_President@yahoo.com ------------- HANDLER INFO ------------- Your Name: Email address: IM Names: Can you write at all? --------------- CHARACTER INFO --------------- Character's Name: Date of Birth: Hometown: Height: Weight: What other feds does this character compete in: Appearance: In Ring Attire: History (feds he's competed in, former titles he has held, etc): Personality: Face / Heel / Neutral: Entrance Music: Ring Entrance (may include lyrics): Type of Wrestler (high flyer, brawler, technician, etc): Comparable Real Wrestlers (VERY imporant for me -- if i can youtube the moves, ill make sure to use them properly): Move set (list 10-30 moves): Signature Moves (these are your favorite moves, specialty moves, named moves, etc, list up to 5): Finishing Move(s): -------------------- MANAGER INFORMATION -------------------- Manager Name: Manage Height/Weight: Manager Personality: -------------------- TAG TEAM INFORMATION -------------------- (Copy and paste character info, fill one out per character) Tag Team Name: Tag Team Partner: Tag Team Signature Moves: ---------------------------------------- Send this to DERP_President@yahoo.com