Character's Name: Angus Andrus [AKA 'Angry' Angus]
Date of Birth: April 23, 1984
Hometown: Easton, Pennsylvania
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 240 lbs.
What other feds does this character compete in: LMNOP.
Appearance: Caucasian male, sports the Psychobilly Wedge [both sides of the head are shaven, leaving a strip of longer hair in the center], prominent jaw, mesomorphic body build, and a superfluity of atrocious scars on his arms & neck.
In Ring Attire: Dilapidated white T-shirts with personalized phrases ["Blow your mind -- smoke gunpowder", "I love cats cuz they taste like chicken", "I was born -- wait, it gets worse" etc.] written with a black Sharpie, baggy black sweatpants fashioned into shorts, and Military style boots [one black, one white]
History: A young Angus began training with his step-father, Terry Bradley and was initially schooled to be a more ground oriented technical wrestler. During his training, in 1997, Angus began to follow the IIWF. He was utterly crushed when the fed decided to close up shop. Angus quickly purchased tickets to the last IIWF PPV and even went so far to contacted Daniel Spreadsbury of the IIWF and asked if he could make his way backstage at the event to meet his favorite wrestler, Joe Petrow fan. Spreadsbury told him he would do what he could. On the weekend of the "IIWF Forever" PPV, Angus made it backstage and ran into his idol, Joe Petrow. In a brief conversation, Angus was insulted by Petrow and turned away. This infuriated Angus, leaving him bitter and hateful of big business wrestlers in general.
After completing his training, Angus officially began his wrestling career as a youngster in 2007 in the LMNOP promotion, and was orginally billed as being from Australia under the ring name "Angry Angus." During the duration of the remaining late 2000s, he wrestled for various promotions on the indy circuit along the Tri-State area. When money became an issue, as if often did, Angus would perform in more high risk, extreme niche matches. While slowly building a name with this then-new style, Angus was limited to particular organizations. Discouraged, Angus soon moved to Tokyo, Japan, where he received more respect for his extreme style of wrestling. He competed in numerous hardcore matches, including participating in thirty-plus no-rope barbed wire death matches. During a drawn out, bloody feud with Akane Tokushima, Angus was nearly blinded in his right eye from a fireball in a Jitsatu match. The injury left him sidelined for many months.
Angus then moved to Costa Rica to get away from the wrestling world. This is where he met his future valet and girlfriend, Fabiana Rich-Coast. Fabiana encouaged Angus to work the lucha libre circuit for a short while. After a short stint in CLLL, Angus added a new set of high flying manuvers to his repetoire.
Angus then moved make to Philly, PA; bringing Fabiana with him. He started working with the LMNOP again. It was during this second stint that he met Mr. Gil Melon, a bitter reject from the Brotherhood of Sour Grapes from the late 90s. He soon became Angus' lackie, personal ring announcer and ocassional human weapon. Melon is in love with Angus and would do anything for him.
Personality: Angus is a severe introvert. He has a tendency to speak in tongues and is exceedingly amused by his own discontent. His ability to perplex his opponents with enigmatic gestures is incessantly used to his advantage.
Alignment: Heel attitude, tweener response from fans.
Strengths:
1. High tolerance for pain.
2. Technical mix of hardcore style wrestling.
3. Awareness.
Weaknesses:
1. Virtually blind in the right eye
2. Lack of endurance -- has a tendence to go too hard, too fast.
3. Busted left knee -- can affect his high spots.
Entrance Music: "Ancestors" by Gonjasufi
Ring Entrance:
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[The camera pans across a section of the arena, where signs, banners, and
T-shirts are waved. Soon all eyes focus on the entrance to the ring. The house
lights flicker, dim a bit, then wink out completely, causing gasps from the crowd.
A bright "yellowish" mixed with a moderately dark "reddish" colored spotlight beams
down upon the curtain. A silhouette of a man is seen through the curtain. Illuminated
from behind, the shape of the man is one of who is subdued and relaxed. Smoke begins
to seep into the aisleway from the ramp.
The opening accordian of "Ancestors" by Gonjasufi begins swelling over the loudspeakers.
The crowd begins to stir. The jumbotron flickers, then ...
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ANGUS ANDRUS
Heel/Tweener pop!
Angus, illuminated by a flickering white laser light, strides to the ring,
his dark brown hair can be seen through the scattered view. His faded grey eyes
provide a stark contrast to his tanned skin. Knux is wearing a black "I Have Brass Nuts"
T-shirt, blue jean shorts, black wrestling style boots and the INWI World Television belt
wrapped around his waist.
To Angus' left, is valet Fabiana Rich-Coast, scantily clad in a tube-top battling to the death
to contain her abundant lady pair and a mini-shirt an inch away from revealing her breakfast.
She blows a seductive kiss to the crowd as she struts down the aisle.
To his right, is Gil Mr. Melon, a slightly short, scrourny man with long, sloppily dyed orange &
green hair. He's wearing a T-shirt with the phrase "THE KING NEVER RESPECTED ME!" written
on the front and "SOUR GRAPES THIS!" written on the back. He's sporting a sloppy bedraggled
black sweatpants & a makeshift crown of some sorts atop his pinhead.
After a slow pace to the ring, Angus rolls under the ropes and into the ring. He plops himself down
in sitting postion on the mat, leaning against the turnbuckles.
Mr. Melon escorts the sexy Fabiana Rich-Coast up the ringside steel steps and into the ring. Melon
gives Fabiana the cock of the walk to many cat-calls from the horny male audience. Angus continues
to slouch in the corner while Fabiana continues to display her stuff.
Gil Melon signals for a microphone. The ring announcer reluctantly hands Melon the mic.]
MR. GIL MELON: Ladies and gentlemen... currently slouching in the corner to my right... hailing from the
City of Brotherly Love: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...standing at 6 feet, 2 inches and weighing in at 240 lbs...
the most _demented_homicidal, maniac in professional wrestling...
... 'ANGRY' ANGUS ANDRUS!!!!!!!!
[Heel pop!]
MGM: And here in center ring... the sexiest woman in wrestling... the reason each and every man in this arena is
currently sporting a rager... and the woman you fat slobs could _NEVER_ get, even in your wettest of dreams... she is...
... FABIANA RICHCOAST!!!!!!!!
[Horny pop!]
MGM: And last, but most certainly _NOT_ least... the greatest ring announcer in the game... the best lackie a man could have...
the one, the only, the greatest thing to come outta the Brotherhood of Sour Grapes... your's truly ...
... MR. GIL MELON!!!!!!!!
[Heel/You're an asshole pop!]
MGM: Let's get this over with.
[Melon tosses the mic outta the ring and escorts Fabiana out of the ring. Angus Andrus continues to slouch in the corner, gazing into nothingness.]
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Type of Wrestler: Brawler/High Risk Aerial
Comparable Real Wrestlers: Raven in dark attitude & brawling style; Cactus Jack in creative/demented mic skills and high tolerance for pain; Sabu in using his body as a weapon and making high spots.
Finishing Move(s):
- Raw Beef (Powerful double arm DDT)
- Angry Face (stun-ensueing punch to the face)
Signature Moves:
- Facebreaker DDT
- Inverted atomic drop
- Cobra clutch bulldog
- DDT
- Japanese arm drag
- Northern lights brainbuster
- Cactus clothesline
- Corkscrew elbow drop
- Suicide dive
- Springboard hurricanrana (picked up from short stint in lucha libre)
- Imploding 450° splash (same as above)
- Striking spear
- Arabian Facebuster
- Guillotine leg drop
- German suplex
- Senton splash
- Steel chair throw
- Russian legsweep
- Sleeper hold
- Powerbomb + suplex combo
- Wheelbarrow suplex
Manager Info:
- Fabiana Rich-Coast: seductive, borderline slutty valet/girlfriend of
Angus Andrus. She's not too fond of Mr. Melon.
- Mr. Gil Melon [AKA Mr. Melon]: bitter reject from the Brotherhood of
Sour Grapes. Acts as Angus' lackie and
ocassional human weapon. Melon is in
love with Angus and would do anything
for him. He also acts as Angus'
personal ring announcer.
