THE DERP DEATHMATCH CHAMPIONSHIP:

CURRENT CHAMPION: Big Mike Foyer

2. BS: Ep. 3  to PRESENT -- BIG MIKE FOYER defeated "the Punishment" Daniel Everett on BLOODSPORT: Episode III in a 'barefoot lightube cabin dumpster deathmatch.

1. 6/22/12 to BS: Ep. 3 -- DANIEL EVERETT won the first ever BIG ASS eXXXtreme BASH!, a two-day 16 man deathmatch tournamnet. Defeated Bullzeye round 1, Caleb Foley round 2, Big Mike Foyer round 3 and Frank Wilkes in the finals.

THE DERP YOUTUBE CHAMPIONSHIP:

CURRENT CHAMPION: "the Trashman" Tyrone Heat

2. BS: Ep. 5 to PRESENT -- "THE TRASHMAN" TYRONE HEAT was able to withstand the odds, and pin Mike Gionet in a triple threat match for the DERP YouTube Championship! Gionet might not have been the champion, but the end result was the same -- the title now belongs to Mr. Tyrone Heat.

1. 7/27/12 to BS: Ep. 5 -- SPADE was the last man standing, surviving a deathmatch gauntlet-style rumble on the first episode of BLOODSPORT!. "The Street Samurai" did encounter some contraversy during his long title reign, but in the end, he was not able to overcome the odds in a triple threat match, losing his title without even being pinned.

THE DERP 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP:

Current Champion: ONO HEZONFAIA

23. FW: 6 to PRESENT -- ONO HEZONFAIA (4) -- Making it a record FOURTH title reign, the "Japanese Jumping Bean", with the help of Syn, was able to get the best of "the Street Samurai" Spade and recapture the DERP 24/7 Championship with a SPRING LOADED FUCKPLEX.  ONO may have his precious for a FOURTH time, but it is only a matter of time until it is again ripped from his clutches... right???

22. FW: 6 -- "THE STREET SAMURAI" SPADE  -- Using Foodstamp as an ally, "the Street Samurai" added another DERP championship to his resume, this one being the DEPR 24/7 belt for with a WILDKARD DDT in the middle of a parking lot, Spade was able to pin Angel "Syko" Martinez! This may be one of the shortest reigns ever, though, as only seconds later Spade was successfully defeated by former DERP 24/7 champion ONO HEZONFAIA.

21. BS: 5 to FW: 6 -- ANGEL "SYKO" MARTINEZ (2) -- While he might have lost the official singles contest, Angel Martinez was able to stay with it long enough to catch ONO HEZONFAIA by surprise, and quickly regain the DERP 24/7 championship only moments after losing it!  However, the cosmos caught up to Angel, when he was he victim of a setup by Foodstamp and subsequently lost the DERP 24/7 championship!

20. BS: 5 -- ONO HEZONFAIA (3) -- Despite ONO's failed attempt to regain the title earlier in the evening, "the Japanese Jumping  Bean" was able to secure victory in his singles match with Angel Martinez.  This victory gave ONO HEZONFAIA the privilege of being a THREE TIME DERP 24/7 champion, the most reigns by any wrestler in DERP's history!

19. BS: Ep. 4 to BS: 5 -- ANGEL "SYKO" MARTINEZ -- Proving to be the opportunist of DERP, Angel chose his spot wisely deciding to attack the current 24/7 champ after said champ had just got done surviving a thirty minute deathmatch. Held onto the title for an entire week, even withstood attempts on the title during BLOODSPORT: Episode 5, but in the end was defeated in his singles match against ONO HEZONFAIA, thus lost the title!

18. BS: Ep. 4 -- ONO HEZONFAIA (2) -- Pinned Johnny Marvelous backstage after a hellacious fight over the 24/7 championship.   ONO was able to fend off Johnny's attempt to reclaim the prize, as well as winning his actual match for the night, thus giving ONO two successful title defenses.  However, he was unable to do much after his 'furry fury deathmatch' and was defeated by Angel Martinez!

17. BS: Ep. 2 to BS: Ep. 4 -- "TOO GOOD" JOHNNY MARVELOUS -- Pinned Foodstamp backstage moments after the Stamper had just won the title using the remaining Singapore canes from his dueling canes match earlier in the evening.  So far the only champ to walk out of the arena with the title after walking into the arena wearing it to start things off!

16. BS: Ep. 2 -- FOODSTAMP (2)-- Pinned ONO HEZONFAIA in the middle of ONO's barbwire hell swimming pool deathmatch with Tyrone Heat. Held title for less than twenty minutes.

15. BS: Ep. 1  to BS: Ep. 2 -- ONO HEZONFAIA -- Pinned Rob Sharpe backstage, while actually looking for Foodstamp, the previous title holder.  Held title for entire week, while successfully defending his title twice.

14. BS: Ep. 1 -- ROB SHARPE -- Pinned Foodstamp backstage on BLOODSPORT: Episode One.  Managed to hold onto the title for less than an hour, before getting pinned later in the evening by ONO HEZONFAIA

13. 7/21/12 to BS: Ep. 1 -- FOODSTAMP -- Awarded the championship from Ryan FN Delaney for his dedication to all things DERP, even in times of turmoil. Held title from taping of "Fighting Words Volume 1" until the first episode of BLOODSPORT, where Foodstamp was defeated!

*** TITLE VACATED ***

12. 9/2/11 to 10/31/12 -- BATEMAN (2) -- Pinned Bullzeye during his match on haus show number six with a sledgehammer shot, a ear clap with chairs, and
enzuriguri. Title vacated when DERP was issued a 'cease and desist' order by the PSAC.

11. 8/31/11 to 9/2/11 -- BULLZEYE (2) -- Pinned Frank Wilkes backstage on haus
show number five with a scoop slam piledriver/arabian face buster, held title for TWO DAYS before being pinned by Bateman during his match on haus show number six.

10. 8/31/11 -- "THE REGISTARRED ONE" FRANK WILKES -- Pinned Joshua Black backstage on haus show number five with "Registered", held title for less than a minute before being pinned by Bullzeye

9. 8/31/11 -- JOSHUA BLACK -- Pinned Bullzeye backstage on haus show number five with "Boom Goes the Dynamite", held title for less than a minute before being
pinned by Frank Wilkes

8. 8/19/11 to 8/31/11 -- BULLZEYE -- Eliminated Denny Latimer in fans bring the
weapons battle royal match on 8/18/11, held title for TWELVE DAYS before losing it to Joshua Black.

7. 8/19/11 - "ALL ACTION" DENNY LATIMER -- Elminated Bateman in fans bring the weapons battle royal match on house show #4, held title for SIX MINUTES before he was elimianted by Bullzeye.

6. 8/19/11 - BATEMAN -- Eliminated Ikuto Nagashima in fans bring the weapons battle royal match on house show #4, held title for less than a minute before he was eliminated by Denny Latimer

5. 8/19/11 - "THE TOYKO BAD BOY" IKUTO NAGASHIMA -- Eliminated Josh Manning in fans bring the weapons battle royal match on house show #4, held title for FOUR MINUTES before he was eliminated by Bateman

  4. 8/19/11 - JOSH MANNING -- Eliminated Leslie Jackson in fans bring the weapons battle royal match on house show #4, held title for less than a minute before he was eliminated by "the Toyko Bad Boy" Ikuto Nagashima 

  3. 8/19/11 - "DA COW GOD" MOO -- Eliminated Leslie Jackson in fans bring the weapons battle royal match on house show #4, held title for SIX MINUTES, before he was eliminated by Josh Manning

 2. 8/19/11 - LESLIE JACKSON -- Eliminated El Pollo Loco in fans bring the weapons battle royal match onhouse show #4, held title for under a minute, before he was elimianted by "Da Cow God" Moo

  1. 8/19/11 - EL POLLO LOCO -- Eliminated Player Two in fans bring the weapons battle royal match on house show #4, held title for under a minute, before he was eliminated by Leslie Jackson

INACTIVE CHAMPIONSHIPS:

DERP STEEL CITY CHAMPIONSHIP

Current Champion: N/A

1. 8/19/11 to 10/31/12 -- "King of the Cruiserweights" Twinkletoes Twilliger

TWINKLETOES won the championship by winning the fans bring the weapons battle royal on house show #4. Title vacated when DERP was issued a 'cease and desist' order by the PSAC.

THE DERP STEEL CITY TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:

Current Champion: N/A

1. 8/5/11 to 10/31/12 -- COW AND CHICKEN won titles on 8/5/11 at DERP's Haus Show #2 in a three way dance versus PPD and WAD, tornado tag rules; 2 successful defenses. Title vacated when DERP was issued a 'cease and desist' order by the PSAC.