For months now, DERP has been traveling across America, doing all they can to get everyone and their mother out to experience what exactly a DERP wrestling show is like! And during those months, DERP's popularity has skyrocketed!!! Their YouTube channel has seen their number of subscribers quadruple! The number of views the episodes of BLOODSPORT are getting keep climbing closer and closer to that century mark! And best of all, when DERP had a slew of tickets up for a pre-sale a few weeks ago, there were still hundreds seeking tickets. Can you blame the DERP-a-holics?!?! While we are still a few weeks away from the big night, so far the following things _HAVE_ been confirmed for TRICK OR TREAT II:
- CHAOS CHAMBER QUALIFER!!! Six men will enter, only ONE will walk away the victor! Who can escape the cage and touch the arena floor _FIRST_?!?! Remember, the only way aht is a hole in the center of the dome! What?!?! You think DERP would hold a NORMAL cage match!?!?! PFFF!!!! And please don't forget all the wonderful TOYS that will be found inside the cage! Rumor has it the DERP-a-holics have been enlisted to help fill the cage with all sorts of fun toys!
- DERP YOUTUBE CONNECT FOUR CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!!! ....details emerging....
- EXTREME WOMAN'S INVITATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE!!! With no limit on the number of participants, and the time limit still up in the air, the only thing that is CERTAIN is the winner of this match will become the first ever DERP QUEEN OF CLUBS CHAMPION!!! Will it be a current DERPer that will rise up and take the gold, like JOSIE SAITO or KASEY HOULIHAN!?!? Or will it be an OUTSIDER or NEWCOMER to take home the golden prize, like one of the members of LA FORZA or IRIS GALLIVER!!! And who is the sleeper pick to randomly show up and STEAL the spotlight!?!? With it being DERP, the possibilities are ENDLESS!
- DERP 24/7 CHAMPIONSHP KAMIKAZEE LADDER MATCH!!! The premise is simple. The ropes are taken down and replaced with barbwire. The DERP 24/7 title is held high above the ring, only way to capture such a thing is to climb one of the various ladders around ringside. As for the participants, it can be as LITTLE AS POSSIBLE or as MANY THAT FEEL LIKE IT really, but rumor has it will be _ OFFICIALLY_... Angel Martinez vs. ONO HEZONFAIA, depending on how things play out over the next couple of weeks both with the HARDCORE N@ POINTS SERIES and the continual 24/7 title escapades!!!
- DERP DEATHMATCH CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: KENZENS, GUSSET PLATES AND RAZOR BOARDS TRIATHLON STYLE!!! Big Mike Foyer and Daniel Everett first met at Delaeny's BIG ASS eXXXtreme BASH, where Everett continued his winning ways and crowned himself the first ever DERP Deathmatch Champion! Since then, he lost the belt to Big Mike Foyer under questionable circumstances in his opionion. At Foyer/Everett III, both men were TKO'd by homerun swings with baseball bats and the match was ruled a no contest. Now, at TRICK OR TREAT II, there will be Foyer/Everett IV, with the stipulation that the loser can NOT receive another title shot wile the other is in possession of the gold! Who will lay claim to DERP's deathmatch throne??? And who will be sent packing, all championship hopes dashed??? Whoever it may be, the winner will have to score a pinfall, earn a submission victory, as well as...PUT THEIR OPPONENT THRU A TABLE!!!
- BARBWIRE LEGOS TABLES TAG TEAM TURMOIL!!! The numbers of teams are uncertain at this point, but Delaney stresses it doesn't matter if its just two teams or six, this match will certainly be a doozy!!! Right meow, it stands that it will be SINGLE ELIMINATION, so only ONE member of any team needs to be pinned for that team to taste defeat!
- HARDCORE N'AT FINAL ROUND: NO ROPE, NO CANVAS TICKING TIME BOMB PANES OF LIFE DEATHMATCH!!! The numbers of teams are uncertain at this point, but Delaney stresses it doesn't matter if its just two teams or six, this match will certainly be a doozy!!! Right meow, it stands that it will be SINGLE ELIMINATION, so only ONE member of any team needs to be pinned for that team to taste defeat!
- BLOOD WILL BE SPLIT. TABLES WILL BE BROKEN. CHAIRS WILL BE DENTED.
- ALL PRE-SALE TICKET ORDERS COME WITH LIMITED EDITION DERP TRICK OR TREAT T-SHIRT
....PLUS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH MORE TO BE ANNOUNCED!!! STAY TUNED FOLKS AND STAY DERP FUCKERS!
